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Billings scanned the coastline for clues.
"Maybe one of these seals can tell us what happened through its futile gasping death throes!"
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| "OH MAN IT'S TERRIBLE SWEET JESUS IT HURTS OH FUCKING HELL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PART OF ME HAD PAIN RECEPTORS DON'T WEAR FUR!" |
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"Pull yourself out of it, you jackass! Tell us who did this!" |
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| "He won't be able to tell you anything we need to know, he's a seal. Last time I checked, they can't talk. I know who did it anyway. This disaster could only have been caused by the one and only HOGGISH GREEDLY!" |
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::SNORT SNORT!::
"That's right, planet punks! I shot my toxic waste gun at those pathetic seals and polluted them to death! Hahahahah!"
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| "Dude, is that even possible?" |
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"Of
course, anything is possible with the power of PURE,
SENSELESS ECO-HATRED! HAHAHAH!"
::SNORT!::
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Chris
assumed his fighting stance in front of a nearby arcade.
"Well, there's only one thing to do now. I challenge you to a life-or-death game of MORTAL KOMBAT!"
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