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CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE: PART III

Out of the very white car surfed Billings and L-Dogg.

"Hey! Do you know the way to the public shore? We want to go look at seals!"
Mike greeted his friends.

"WAAAZZZUPPPPPP???"
"Mike, you just scared the fuck out of me. You have to give me more warning next time you make a loud dated pop-culture reference! I'm coming down now..."
"WAAAZZZUPPPPPP???"
"Sweet merciful crap!"
After they managed to coax Chris out of the tree, they reached the Public Shore, courtesy of Pier 39...
They were greeted with HORROR.

The beach was covered with seal carcasses.
"I haven't seen so many dead seals since that huge oil spill last night! What kind of unspeakably horrific monster would do such a thing?"

WHAT KIND OF UNGENTLEMANLY DASTARD WOULD DARE DO SOMETHING SO DASTARDLY? FIND OUT HERE!