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CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE: PART II

Thinking quickly, Mike made a sharp turn into the nearest IN-N-OUT BURGERô, a place where the height of your burger is limited only by your imagination.
"Wow Chris, I think that eating an entire box of burger matter is much better than getting electrocuted by Hitler."
"Yeah, I know what you mean. This place makes me feel like a regular burgermeister. Y'know, like the principle magistrate of a central european town founded by Grimmace."
"True, but we should be careful around here, too. I hear that eating this stuff can lead to finger cancer, and sometimes whooping cough. I even saw a little girl on TV get a severe case of gout."
"Jeez, I don't want to have gout again. The first seventeen times were plenty. Let's go to the park and get back to nature. There aren't any diseases in nature!"
Within minutes, the intrepid journeymen found their way to a nature-filled park.
"Hey, this is a great place to practice some tai chi! I think there's an energy vortex right in this flower bed- I'll try the dance of detection."
Mike noticed something else on the edge of the park. "Hey, it looks like something big is happening over there! Who do you think would drive to the park in such a white car?"

WHO WOULD DARE DRIVE SUCH A WHITE CAR? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING INSTALLMENT!